You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl by Celia Rivenbark

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In her newest wickedly irreverent humor collection, Celia Rivenbark cracks up while getting her downward facing dog on, pines for a world in which every mom gets to behave like Betty Draper and wonders why everybody's so excited about the Science Fair when there aren't even any rides. (Aug.From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning, comes another collection of hilarious observations that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere Recipes and Southernisms like 'crazier 'n a sprayed roach' round out the fun. In and among the wackiness, she tempers the snark with some sweet, like her belief that President Obama's version of date night is making men everywhere look bad by comparison, her appreciation and envy of David Sedaris, and her simple yet romantic 20th wedding anniversary. This one is guaranteed to make you laugh hard enough. The author's signature blend of social satire, quizzical musings on human nature, and over-the-top down-home humor are directed at everything from Bernie Madoff to Snuggies to people who (slowly) write (Disney character%E2%80%93embellished) checks even when they're in an exceptionally long line at Wal-Mart. You Don’t Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool: With her trademark style of Southern snark and sass, Celia channels her inner Betty Draper and sheres her thoughts on everything from terrorists to Twitter to The Real Housewives of New Jersey. In this new addition to her essay collection catalogue, she's as rebellious, irreverent, and comical as ever. Rivenbark (You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning) naps in yoga class, supports airport profiling by the TSA, and is delighted that her Twitter antics ticked off model Kathy Ireland.

You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl by Celia Rivenbark